A fork of Rural Dictionary
Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.
Does the song say shawty? Yep Does it say dancefloor? Yep Does it mention tits? Yep Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.
Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.
Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".
A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.
Dude - your wife bought herself a diamond on your card. You definitely have buyarrhea.
The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.