Country Dictionary

Lafayette

He's taking this horse by the reins, making redcoats redder with bloodstains. And he's never gonna stop until he makes them drop or burns them up and scatters the remains.

Hamilton! Have Lafayette take the lead.

Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO

Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period? Me: Yes ;)