Country Dictionary

gorby

A blend of Guinness Stout and Harp Lager. Like a black & tan, but made with a lager and not layered.

"Bob - you want another Black and Tan?"
"Nah, I'll just pour this half-pint of Guinness in to this Half-pint of Harp and have myself a Gorby"

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.