Country Dictionary

maccaro

to be maccaro is to become a beautiful woman who would be considered a milf. typically a maccaro woman owns a crusty white dog and some hyper ass kids, but nonetheless is a great mother.

that mom is so sweet and so pretty, what a maccaro

Jack Kelly

A very angry and distant batman with no robin. A guy who always makes fun of his brother and Jack always carries around a bat mitzvah water bottle that is pink and white.

Oh boy, that’s Jack Kelly

Sexy Pig

There’s always that one sexy pig friend; she thinks that no one will ever love but really she’s the hottest and sweetest gal you could ever meet. She’s curvy and artistic and the best friend ever. She always carries bandaids and Tylenol and the best hugs. Plus, she is so good at folding burritos or whatever that kid kian eats at lunch.

Damn she’s a fine ass sexy pig