A fork of Rural Dictionary
a tiny ass flamingo with no head and is holding a small ass cookie which he is bound to choke on cus he's a dipshit, they cant swim cus he has no head, he drinks toilet water and eat expired doritos, they were almost extinct because they dumped their whole body in a big bucket of glue and were found swimming in a sink full of petrol. they were almost caught in fire because like I said, their a dipshit
have u seen the jac jac that i found in my dirty underwear?
NO? WhERe diD It gO??!!!11?!
he is a ververyvery obese 9 year old, he eat pots, and which i mean a plant pot. hE WAS dropped in a deep ass hole with lava fire ants and he has jojo siwa bow and he is in love with her. he likes to drink petrol so his lungs yeeted themself out of existance. he has 791 fingers but their all painted hot pink. he's rlly rlly goddamn fukin rich but he's a bitch soo noobody cares. he has two best friends caleb and antonio. their very hot and their a hundred times better dan andrey
andrey jumped off a bridge
did he bounce