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I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'. For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar. "I'm a man." You get drunk. "I'm a man." You find a hot girl. "I'm a man." You ask her out to your house. "I'm a man." She's in the bedroom. "I'm a man." You start to undress her. "I'm a man." She leans onto you and says, "I'm a man."

by mypsace October 12, 2019