A fork of Rural Dictionary
An osolinski is someone who’s very short and quite sussy. They usually have long dark hair and have dated someone named Jacob in their life.
“Bro the girl I met last night was an osolinski, she was like 3 feet tall!”
“My girlfriend won’t stop talking about her ex, Jacob, she’s probably an osolinski.”
When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”