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rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me. dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now. jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009

Shick

A word used to describe the male genatalia covered in fecal matter as a result of anal sex (otherwise known as a shitty dick)

dan: dude, i heird you and your girlfriend are experimenting with anal. sam: yeah, i got one hell of a shick. dan: ew..

by neox273 May 15, 2009