A fork of Rural Dictionary
a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.
Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.
Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
the act of using the hand/forearm to rid the nose of running snot leaving a glistening path hence the name "snail trail". the trail usually begins on or near the index finger and runs at least half way up the forearm.
"I didn't have a Kleenex, so I just...snail trailed my snot and hoped that it was gone before i got to my elbow.
action implying hating to wake up; a very needed sleep
When my alarm woke me up at 6:30 this morning, I was kickin' the crib.