Country Dictionary

Pinching crow-toes or crab-feet.

Yesterday I was lop'ered by Emily for grabbing her ass while we were watching tv. Damn lop'ers!

Nipples that are pinkish-red in color.

Hey Brett. Remember Joanna? She had some ruby nips!

An overgrowth of hair on a womens vagina.

I was ignorant on eating Jamie out yesterday after I had noticed her beaver muff.

A town where everyone drives their sooped up 100hp civics into trees and ditches on a daily basis. Whilst living there I could hear a fire engine roll by at all hours of the night everyday. Also known as lil' San Juan.

Bob is headed to Poinciana today. Where he'll encounter a million-n-1 reckless drivers.

Nicknames givin to a man and his wing man in the persuit of attaining a hook-up.

Hey checkout beaver & cooch over here hitten on Leisil and Beth.

An Offensive term used to describe someone who licks dirty pussy.

Robert's a fucking cunt sickle.

Durring anal/ doggy-style sex. The male partner pulls out and unloads on the females back. After doing so throws a comforter over his partner and shoves her off the bed.

I performed a superman on Jessica last night. She's so pissed.