A fork of Rural Dictionary
To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.
Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb
(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating 1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache 2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache 3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache
I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.
Acronym: Got A Nice Dick And Loves Fuckin'
"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."