Country Dictionary

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Pipe Nightmare

An evil but seemingly impossible scheme.

Mein Fuhrer! Dis Holocaust ist becoming a Pipe Nightmare! Ve cant pozzibly eliminate all ze Juden! Ve culd poison ze money zo, ja? Zat vil verk.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

Disconscious

To be in neither a conscious nor unconscious state, but rather "disconnected", as in a day dream or a daze.

During the entire class I was completely disconscious.

by Nigerplease September 28, 2008