Country Dictionary

1. Freedom 2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?" "Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

A fancy item of clothin

"So what becomes of you, my love? When they have finally stripped you of the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you" or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\

America's 11th President. Known as "Napoleon of the Stump"

James K Polk made sure sure the tariffs fell, made the English sell the Oregon Teritory, built an independent treasury, and after this he sought no second term

The third, less well-known band in the orginal punk triumvirate made up of said band, the Clash, and the Sex Pistols. From Manchester. Perfected the 2 minute love song. One could say they're emo.

"The Buzzcocks shocked some people with their first hit, Orgasm Addict"

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

Any of the numerous low-quality brands of cola found in supermarkets and Costco, hence the name

"Pepsi Vanilla tastes like a Costcoke verison of Vanilla Coke.

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something