Country Dictionary

shizz

the art of taking a shit and while sitting there deciding that a wank wud b great!!
(Mixture of shit and jizz)
this is most commonly performed by young males by the name of colm.

o i need a shizz!
that was a gud shizz
go have a fucking shizz

mouldified

Really pissed/drunk/intoxicated.
Often after a bottle of buck down d walks/vodka

-Last sat i was Mouldy.
-ya i know you did a mouldy beure
after the vodka
i was Mouldified
Going out tonite...whoo gona get mouldy

Landmhaaark

A quality object, massive in size that is visible to you to find your way while completely wickedly intoxicated

That quality Landmhaaark is wicked innit!!!