A fork of Rural Dictionary
Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them
I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.
to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.
That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.
The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.
dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters. dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills. dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!
Expression of disbelief to an outrageous statement. Calling bullshit in a semi-nice way.
Guy: And then I stood up and told that asshole where he could shove...... Gal: That's total bullmularky. I was there and you just cowered.
an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.
dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night. dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss? dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello
Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good! Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?