Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

spamslam

Vigorous sexual thrusting

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

happy sending

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm

I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 07, 2020

ladylady

A lady who likes ladies (sexually)

Sorry mate, she’s a ladylady...

by nogbadthebad July 01, 2019

knobsocks

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Skankypants

Underwear liberally doused in personal sex juices

These skankypants stink of sex
I can’t believe you’re still wearing those skankypants after…

by nogbadthebad August 30, 2022

Steriloids

Male drones, not upto standard for the ladies

Shit, this place is full of Steriloids..
These aren’t the steriloids you’re looking for...

by nogbadthebad July 02, 2019