Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

chev

The best way to say 7-Eleven. Derived from the shorthand sev. Some say the French first used the term chev upon arriving in the new world.

Who’s tryna schlonk and then pull through mf chev?

“This vast land of resources and indigenous people is almost as good as a fat chev pull-through.” - Jacques Cartier

by noodleshowz March 11, 2019

hig

A black and white shih tzu

“I just got a baby hig”
“He’s an old hig, probably 12”
“My hig took a shit on the carpet

by noodleshowz May 30, 2024

fatstagram

When a person crosses the threshold of weight gain in which their past photos on their instagram are no longer recognizable as their current self. This causes them to delete all of their photos and replace them with current (fat) photos in a very short period of time.

Did you see all of Jessie’s posts this week? She’s definitely making her fatstagram.

by noodleshowz April 24, 2021

higged out

When your shih tzu, oftentimes a hig (black and white) and older, looks scruffy despite a recent grooming. Characterized by hair everywhere, brown moustache, and general look of homelessness.

Damn dude your dog is higged out”
“I would take him to the groomers more if he didn’t get higged out so quickly”

by noodleshowz May 30, 2024