A fork of Rural Dictionary
to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.
Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.
imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your passenger side window going 90 mph down the highway
Paul's taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife's favorite hits for me to listen to I instantly signed it to roadrash.
chinese elvis impersonator or look-a-like
An Asian greaser biker wannabe should be called Chelvis.
male slang for reaching climax through masturbation aka cumming, busting fat nuts, ocean spraying, fire hydrant, {shooting shoestrings}
When I'm all alone and I think of Paul's wife I rub my cock until I shoot mad pull it bullets.
jewelry box used to stash marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia
Paul stashes all his weed in his treasure box to hide it from his wife. We should find Paul's treasure box, pinch a noticeable amount of weed out of it, and watch him sketch by making him think his wife is finally on to him after all this time.
official term said when its time to schedule an appointment with your drug dealer aka attempt to hook up
Paul will need to "make the call" at least one hour before his mistress meets him at a discreet location for a night of heavy drinking and partying behind his wife's back.