A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.
"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"
the real definition for finched is: the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high or the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk
"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"