A fork of Rural Dictionary
Special Trumpet. He attracts flutes.
Blake Boan is definitely NOT gay.
There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!
The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.
Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.