A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.
"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??" "Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"
When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.
"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!" "Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome" "Fucking Macs"