A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!
Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?
After excessive ingestion of coffee, your urine smells like expresso.
Damm, my piss smells like its coming out of a Keurig! I'm a living , breathing , exprisso machine!
A potato you put diwn your pants to enhance your bulge.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a dick-tater in your psnts?