Country Dictionary

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fucknads

A very annoying person. Used when no other insult comes to mind.

Get away from me, fucknad!

by obsidian March 23, 2004

Caucus

An intimate meeting involving two or more homosexual men in which indecent sexual activity is conducted.

"Man, my ass hurts from last night's caucus."

by obsidian March 23, 2004

Proon Juice

Definition: Old woman's come.

See proon by Obsidian.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005

Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).

"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"

by Obsidian November 20, 2002

Honda

A Japanesse Engineering company who happens to make cars. Often mistaken for the world' largest auto manufacturer (GM).

Aside from poorly built cars - honda also makes electric generators and outboard motors.

by Obsidian March 14, 2003

Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune? Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes. Young Guy One: WTF? Young Guy Two: Old pussy. Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes.. Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit? Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women. Young Guy Three: 'Sup? Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you. Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice. Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right? Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies. Young Guy One: I told you so. Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005

Proon

Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina. Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own.. Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own.. Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like. Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.

Example one: Old Woman Damn, that's one fine ass proon. Example two: Old Woman Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty! Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon. Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy. Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command! Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like. Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life. Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass. Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me! Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her. Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon! Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned! Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!

by Obsidian April 24, 2005