Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Shitback

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby

Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.

by ochawan August 20, 2008

Shitleg

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests one or both leg openings of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's leg(s) and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

- also verb, adjective

See also shitback and shitbaby

Eliot's new, white pants were ruined, due to a bad case of shitleg.

by ochawan August 20, 2008

Shitbaby

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

by ochawan August 20, 2008