Country Dictionary

Aunt Nancy

A turn-of-the-century mixed drink recently repopularized by John Gruber, host of the podcast The Talk Show and creator of the website Daring Fireball. The drink contains Makers Mark, ginger ale, and a shitload of cherries. Traditionally, the drink is then garnished with a chicken wing (with or without dressing) and a cocktail sword full of Mentos (or another soft candy, such as Starburst).

After a long day at the office, I needed to relax with a big Aunt Nancy.

fullhanded

adv. to be unable to hold anything else in one's hands, either by weight or volume.

My son refused to help me carry the groceries from the car. He claimed that he was already fullhanded.