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by oiwedoeurh February 06, 2023

Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it

Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.

by oiwedoeurh February 06, 2023

poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday

Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?

by oiwedoeurh February 06, 2023