A fork of Rural Dictionary
A court "judge" who appears on her own court TV show. She likes to call other people idiots because she is insecure since she herself is a complete idiot. Common ridiculous quotes from her include: You know what you are? You're a NERD. Shut up, NERD! It's because I'm smart. It's because YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
I watched Judge Judy yesterday and lost all hope in humanity. When I saw Judge Judy's face on the television, I screamed and spontaneously combusted. After listening to Judge Judy, I lost all ability to reason.