Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cacti

a fucking spikey little bastard

leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Squid

a fucking badass octopus

person 1- “Leo looks like he’d be an octopus
person 2- “Nah he’s definitely a squid

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

by oldmcgloghlin April 27, 2018