Country Dictionary

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

short for investigate

site interfailing please investy. thanx

the state of having to deficate so badly that a little bit's already sticking out. synonyms are: turtlehead, etc.

man, i gotta find a bathroom. i'm fucking dangerboxing!

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth

pubic hair hidden under unddies

*having mad sex* whoa sh!t baby...you've just unleashed the fury

the only real ollie. see all about him at:

www.ollie.co.nz for all your ollie needs.

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men." "I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination." "Woah man, you just got DUNKED."