Country Dictionary

With two penises, usually arranged side-by-side, each supplied protein shake by one testicle. Inconvenient for everything other than threesomes, for which diphernal people are perfectly suited.

Ben's diphernal, but he's two ugly to get two bitches

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte. Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink" "Your mum fucking stinks" "Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks" "I fucked your mum last night" "I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

Eminem's common interlude to a hit, or a rapper's greeting

"Guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend."Eminem (without me)

justification for knocking a bitch down

haha that julie bitch was bragging about kicking some one in the nuts till his busted her lip haha now that funny

To be anally aroused by wheatabix

"What did you have for breakfast Ollie?" "I had wheatabix!" "Who else here likes wheatabix?" "Well Teb sure does love to get bixed"

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

A word that's slang definitions are used by widely in the pikey and chavfraternaty. Used in this context to imply that the person in question is being mean spirited.

(works best with a Manc or Lancashire accent) C'mon, crash us a ciggie cha! Don't be so fuckin' scandalous!!!