A fork of Rural Dictionary
to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.
Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!
Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.
Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!