A fork of Rural Dictionary
Geographically impossible.
When dating, there's a realisation that a potential partner won't work due to your differing locations.
How'd your date go? Super well, but a g.i. so on to the next one...she's in New York, I'm in Austin, TX
A hug that lasts more than a few seconds as a form of greeting. It's a hug that lasts a long time and feels more like an experience than a handshake. Often leads to sex
Did you see your girl sasha the other day?
yeah. When i saw her she gave me a real hug. It was great.
Australian slang for putting on weight
Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately