A fork of Rural Dictionary
A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs
Jake: you hear that noise? Jim: yeah its just my humbug, no wirries bro
a school that they basically put you in if your a foster kid, been takin off your meds, or if your on probation. (im in it)
jim: hey man, how come i dont see you in school anymore? Jake: iv'e, ahhh... been sick..? Jim: your in alternative school, arent you? Jake: yeah...yeah, i am :/