A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.