A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.
"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"
A phrased used on someone who is already upset or angry, in an attempt to look tough because the other party won't resort to violence.
"Yeah, I stole your last Twinkie, do something!"
When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.
Bob: *Walking in the parking lot* Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob* Bob: "AoWWW!" Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"
Someone who, at school, volunteers to do an example on the board. Upon reaching the board, the student forgets how to solve the problem and freezes. In a confused and embarrased state, the student then makes his way back to his desk and is shamed by his fellow classmates.
Jon: "I'm done professor" Professor: "then go ahead and do the sorting algorithm Jonathan" *Jon draws a blank at the front of the class and returns to his desk shamefully* Phil: "Weatherheaded!"