Country Dictionary

cabbage

a taxi cab

grub is to grubbage
as cab is to cabbage

can also refer to another form of transportation, or ride.

my car broke down, so im gonna have to go find some cabbage

ass clown

(n) an insult to one who acts silly, stupidly, or mindlessly. see dumbass or retard

billy (runs around in circles until he hits a pole)
bob: you ass clown!

pig

(N) a woman. originated in Steinbeck's The Wayward Bus, used by a character.

1) Look at the ass on the pig.
2) Don't worry about it, she was just a stupid pig.
3) Hey did you hook up with that pig after i left?

happiness

1) a word people like to describe poetically and metaphorically on urbandictionary.com

2)the only thing the poor have that the rich dont

dude, i feel really emotional and depressed. im gonna go describe happiness on urbandictionary.com