Country Dictionary

Ancient Indian Spell

An ancient Indian spell that is said to make any human being bend over when rubbing their back and reciting "Bom bracca dacca dee daa doo, bend over before I suck on you."

"Last night Steve performed the Ancient Indian Spell on me. We had some fun."

Fat Nick

The best raper and rapper in existence.

"Have you heard Fat Nick's PocketRocket? It's fire."
"Last night Fat Nick stuck it in me."

Ballsmack

A game popularized by Abe Aylard and Dylan Bolton where you say "Ballsmack" to a friend and they have to bend over for 5 seconds. if they don't, you get to punch them in the balls.

Oh man! I just got ballsmacked.

Camden Length

A kid that I hate that is very short,so I decided to make a measurement of him. One Camden Length is 4'3". And if you want to use the smaller Camden Length, its 1'. I'll let you guess why the other one is one inch.

"Jeez that car is tailing us. He's only a Camden length away!"
Rebecca: "God damn it, Jim has a Camden length! He told me he was 7 inches!"