Country Dictionary

To be very emotional about a person, place, or thing. the word is a bugbear of grammar purists.

Every time Shirley goes to San Francisco, she'd emote about the hiking trails near the Presidio.

Addiction to anything that has to do with J.R.R. Tolkien, like "The Hobbit", "The Silmarillion", "Lord of the Rings", "Children of Hurin" etc.

I have an incurable case of Tolkienosis.

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

Indonesian word for "shit".

Why is there so much taik in the street?

Any film in which the director or producer is not given due credit.

I really hate when I see a film that says "Director's Cut" and it turns out to be a Smithee

The box that contains traffic lights, because of the resemblance of the shields for each traffic light to the plates on a stegosaurus' spine.

If you're in a hurry, use the highway, 'cos you'll have a stegosaurus at every block if you're using the local streets!

Careless during sex or with the use of a condom. Punning on cum and clumsy.

If you weren't cumsy and didn't put Vaseline on your rubber, the rubber wouldn't've broken and I wouldn't have this little hyper brat to take care of!