A fork of Rural Dictionary
Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku
WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.
Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"
The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.
Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.
A nickname for Kevin Bacon.
Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?
An old or unattractive woman. Opposite of moisty.
Dude #1 "That yeastie just tried to pick you up."
Dude #2 "I know, I almost scored."