A fork of Rural Dictionary
Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.
I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.
Inability to purchase something in one region or country when is clearly available in another.
Those new Nike kicks in the UK aren't for sale in Australia, what a geofail.
The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.