Country Dictionary

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

The Alphabet Soop that teaches ghetto kids how to spell.

"Dude who taught you how to Spell?" "SOOP DOG"

When a dude hides inside a woman's bathroom and yells "HOO HAHH"

"A Creepy Pacino yelled "Hoo Hahh" while I was crapping"

When 2 Black Boston Natives have a 3 threesome with a Boston White Guy

David Ortiz and Xander Bogarts are looking hot tonight, I want to be in the middle of that Boston Oreo

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower" "Whatever" "Dude you have twitter parents"

A word that will cause the next Civil War over how it's pronounced.

Tony: It's Gif Steve: No it's Jif CIVIL WAR