Country Dictionary

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5ailure

A failure SO epic, they're incapable of spelling 'failure' correctly.

Adam: "I'm taking a nap."
Phoebe: "Wow...you're a 5ailure."
Adam: "...look whose talking."

by pheeble October 05, 2009

whippadoo

exclamation.
the word you use when you just don't care.
can be used instead of the phrases "whatcha gonna do" or "i'm still fly."

"bro wut u get on dat math test?"
"10%"
"ur p-rents r gonna go ape"
"yeah, but whippadoo."

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Whippadoo

by pheeble November 28, 2010

sad monkey

A pitiful saying one friend says to another when they're feeling miserable, but don't care enough to find actual words to comfort them with.

Friend 1: UUUGGGH! MY LIFE SUCKS!!
Friend 2: Whys that?!?!
Friend 1: I lost my cell phone, my boyfriend dumped me, I just got grounded and I have a mountain of homework!!
Friend 2: Aww...sad monkey :(

by pheeble October 05, 2009

funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"

by pheeble October 03, 2009