A fork of Rural Dictionary
the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess! Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.
They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!
a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
given to masturbation with the left hand cf sinisterbation
There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.
milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.
Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.