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an election where millions of PC FemiNazis don’t have the balls to admit they only support the candidate who was born with a vagina.
“As a feminist, I say it’s time for a woman President.” “So you’re saying you’re for Hillary because she’s the candidate born with a vagina? That’s stupid!" “No! You sexist pig. I support women candidates.” “Grow a pair and admit it! For you this is a vaginalection.”
"wikiwoke" is one of the many incurably "wokish" mental health disorders that currently infest the so-called "United" States of America. Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence. Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society. Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok. Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America. Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
OMG! Seriously? Are you friggin' telling me that there are people/animals out there that are so wikiwoke infected that they actually believe that Wikipedia is NOT biased. lol. Don't tell me let me guess. Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.
PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage? Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.” PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!” Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.” PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!” Shemp: “No comment.” PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter. In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors. The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?” “I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?” “Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.” “All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
aka 10-Zilla. Microsoft’s data, productivity and life-force consuming monster... Windows 10 Anniversary Edition version 1607.
“OMG! What ate all of my hotspot’s 5 gigabyte monthly data allotment? Now I gotta pay forty extra bucks for my typical 4 gig usage.” “Look out! Windows has control of your PC and there’s no stopping their updates. I lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. And now my business productivity is toast. I’ve wasted days trying to stop the Micro-monster and I’m still a victim. It’s hopeless. No human is safe!” “Help! Help! Somebody save us from TENzilla!”
A medieval form of torture. In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales. Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales! I can’t take it anymore. We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah! That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered! Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding. STOP the KEYBOARDING!! AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...} Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.” Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.” {Wild applause from the studio audience.} Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.” {Closing theme} When the media bias is plain to see and the News ain’t what it ought to be. With Donald Trump they bash and pillory. ‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always Whoring for Hillary!