A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.
Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.
Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.
The Streak is a man, an urban legend, that runs upon the streets naked.
Holy shit dude did you see that butt naked dude run in front of us??!!
Yeah bro that was The Streak!!
The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"
Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard