A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative. 2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit. 3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz use interchangebly with SMERTZ
Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz! I gotta go take a huge mertz. I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.