Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shart

When you try to fart, but a bit of shit comes out instead - a "wet fart" (shart = shit + fart). Usually unexpected and always embarrassing, a shart can also create an uncomfortable "wet" sensation where it's least desired.

After sharting my pants, I walked to the bathroom and changed my boxers, trying to keep the impression that nothing had happened.

by pinkboxerguy September 01, 2005

CVT

Clearly Visible Thong

Andrea's see-through pants created the condition of a CVT

by pinkboxerguy August 08, 2005

f0ckyoumentary

A "documentary" full of lies and sensationalism. Also "mockumentary"

think "Fahrenheit 9-11"

by pinkboxerguy August 08, 2005

Mikalah Gordon

2005 American Idol top 12 finalist. Great looks, but a mediocre voice.

Mikalah Gordon was among the first of the top 12 finalists to be knocked out.

by pinkboxerguy August 31, 2005