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Noun: (pl) Fitches 1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch." 2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.
Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.
T1. A short way of saying ridiculous (see ridic)
1. "OMG! A mom tried to take off her underwear for Taylor Lautner to autograph.." "DUDE That's dic."