A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be overzealously bestowed with unimaginable generosity from an Angel in human form.
"Holy shit: we told Mark we'd go on a picnic and he brought a cow to make cheese from, a vineyard to make wine from, and a farm to have the picnic on. We've been Reinecked!"
Shela is everything, everywhere, all at once. The most beautifully complex being who, if you are fortunate enough for her universe to collide with yours, will birth entirely new dimensions you never knew existed. Shela can be described through limited vocabulary as pure love. Think of the duality of the yin-yang; the sun and moon, light and shadow, all equanimities and paradoxes in perfect balance, spiralling in an infinite helix of multi-dimensional expansion that the mere human brain cannot fathom, yet the concept loops upon itself with the most subtle simplicity manifested in her smile. *Shela’s are perfectly paired with Kevin’s.
Person 1: “Whoa man… who is that stunner?!” Person 2: “You mean that mind-blowing, body-shaking and soul-shattering woman? That’s Shela.”
The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.
Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."