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In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.
I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass! Don't make me Jurassic Park you. You Jurassic Parked him good. Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her. I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.